January 2012
49 posts
1 tag
Is it weird that I've gotten attached to my extra...
3 tags
Accidently inhaled a mate leaf through my nose
O-M-G mate is the new coke! =D
me: hey what're you in for
prisoner: i murdered 7 people and robbed a bank and set a building on fire what are you in for
me: downloading the glee cast rendition of dont stop believin
Sunday night drag
Friends, drinks, drag show, dildos, lingerie, all of the limbs a-flayin’
Participated in a game on stage where one was blindfolded and had to cusp the other three’s crotches to guess who had the real penis. A dildo was involved to make it more difficult. I don’t do penises. I guessed horribly wrong
A friend gave me some sexy santa clause lingerie at the pub. Put it on in the...
Ordering a pitcher and thereafter drinking...
I hereby declare
"Oh I don't drink hot drinks, that's the tempature...
Kenneth from 30 Rock
Watchsurprisefightclub:
Serious Killers - Pilot
Nick has a web series. And it’s sick as fuck. Check ‘er out
“I mean, Jesus, who even gives a fuck about sex?! People act like it’s the most...”
– Will Grayson (via -littledarling)
OMG
shit just got real. Is Audry Hepburn, playing Karen, going to admit her feelings for Martha? =O
Drinking rum and watching a homo-erotic film with...
Hellz yeah
A poem by Chrystos: Woman
will you come with me moving
through the rivers to soft lakebeds
Come gathering wild rice with sticks
Will you go with me
down the long waters smoothly shaking
life into our journey
Will you bring this gift with me
We’ll ask my brother to dance on it
until the wildness sings
A poem by Chrystos: Your Fingers are Still
inside me pulsing
as I vacuum look at books wash dishes cook
ride down the road open my mail burn the trash
Your fingers buckle
my knees Stomach turns over small moans
escape my lips at the laundromat grocery store
Your tongue shivering me while I call a new job
pull the covers up on my bed go to the bank
Smack of your comforting belly as you come on me
as I catch a...
December 2011
67 posts
